(Source: norbertleosbutt, via torpedo-tits-anakin)
There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’.
omg can someone tell me what episode is this I have a need to watch it
(Source: joshanddrake, via youcouldcomewithme)
- The guy fucking saved the universe with a yellow truck.
- He was loyal to a woman who fell in love with a man no one can compete with.
- He went to another universe just to be with his Grandma.
- He broke into a motherfucking school with a motherfucking metal dog in the backseat.
- He has a god damn 80’s song dedicated to him.
(via thegaiaphageisgrapingyou)
Step one: Pump up music. Really loud.
Step two: Dress self.
Step three: Fill up water bottle.
Step four: Dance a little (jk a lot.)
Step five: Lace up shoes.
Step six: Pep talk with self.
Step seven: Walk out the door with a shit load of determination.
(via fasterstrongerprettier)
| cookie package: | DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH |
| me: | nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough |